In honor of Blaneys win this weekend, maybe so…

In honor of Blaneys win this weekend, maybe some headcannons or fic of how a win of Ryan Laneys would go in the piston cup?thanks 🙂

The only racecar to ever faint during his own victory burnout. Turns out dehydration and exhaust fumes are a bad combination. 😛 He was fine, though, after a quick trip to the infield care center, and gamely spent the rest of the night doing interviews and, in the privacy of his backyard, re-enactments.

Also, TIL the actual Blaney held a party for his win and it included BOUNCY HOUSES for all the kids on his team, which is the sweetest thing ever. <333

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Every time some bro on YouTube tries to argue that US Harv is a boring character I laugh in fanfiction.net. I do not tend to have overly high estimations of myself but if there’s one thing in the world I KNOW is true…

It’s that I’ve spent more time thinking about

and more time being captivated by how he presents in the movie and what that could lead his character to be beyond it, than anyone on the

ENTIRE
GOSH DARN
PLANET

And yeah, I think it’s weird that there are so many random bros on YouTube who feel strongly enough about how boring US Harv is to comment on a clip of him in Cars. What a world, what a world. XDDD