Whenever I see a Subaru I immediately think of…

Whenever I see a Subaru I immediately think of you

Awwww, that makes me so happy!!! Here’s a hilarious Subaru ad for you. It’s super weird for so many reasons:

The fact that it tried to make the word “quadrozontal” a thing, and somehow also managed to use the word “monocoque.” 

The fact that it has all this super high-tech nice stuff like disc brakes and a rear window defogger, but also seems super proud of the fact that it’s got a clock in it and comes with tires.

The fact that it’s so proud of being FWD. 

And there’s my $3200 drying rack:

That’s a Cars 2 Lightning McQueen beach towel being used as a protectant. XDD

Regular

How long an alignment will last you in Michigan, with a completely unremarkable normal driving experience bereft of any memorably traumatic encounters with potholes: 

394 miles.

How often you should get an alignment, per general best practices: 

“For virtually all vehicles, it’s necessary to get your wheels aligned periodically. Most car experts recommend scheduling an alignment every other oil change, or approximately every 

6,000 miles.”