When I’m on the highway, I like pretending I’m a NASCAR driver. Not driving like a speed demon and…

When I’m on the highway, I like pretending I’m a NASCAR driver. Not driving like a speed demon and trying to side draft, but trying to drive optimally for the conditions. (In my case this means going for floptinal fuel economy and does not at all involve staying in the throttle while cornering.)

Mostly it means grumbling about passing, making a 😬 face when people don’t stay in their chosen lanes, and hollering RAIN!!!!!!! whenever drops hit the windshield.